Author: DJAdmin

Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.

Just my luck!! just to let you all know, I’ve been admitted to Hospital.And wont be on line for a while. I’ve just gone and poisoned myself. I ate what I thought was an onion but it was a Daffodil Bulb. They said I’ll be out sometime in the Spring

My mate has just bought Bonnie Tylers mini but he says he’s been conned because every now and then it falls apart hahaha

Did you hear about the two men who were arrested for stealing a calendar? They each got six months

I’m getting a bit sick of being told I’m pedantic. If I had 1 cent for every time I’ve been told I’m pedantic I’d have $4.72

Mark had a son, he named him: Mark II.

the deepest thinkers are SCUBA divers!!!

Did you hear about the fish that went deaf? It had to buy a herring aid

Someone asked me what do I knew about midgets? Very little…….

What do you call a lady with a knife on one hand and a corkscrew on the other? A Swissarmy Wife